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This is what Bret does with our daughter <3
This will be me with my future child.
I will have a picture like this on my facebook within a few weeks of baby being born. She’s going to be better than me at every game ever!
(Source: ohwhiteswan)
Reni
You have Aquabats, correct?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes, some
what-cha-whatcha-whatcha WAAANT
Any and all. (I typed Andy for some reason…)
I has none, and I’ve been meaning to give them a spin lately.
You know you want it
- Me: Want directions down to monterey?
- Chase: oh yeah, def
- Me: Ok hang on
- Chase: k "]
- Me: :)
- Me: 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
- Me: There you go
- Me: The directions
- Me: in base64
- Me: If you would prefer them in binary let me know
- Chase: is it too much to ask for braille?
- Me: Yes.
- Chase: feck
- Me: Though I miiiight be able to do morse code
- Chase: haha
- Me: Is that acceptable?
- Chase: NO
- Me: I can also do Hex and Dec
- Me: FUCK GODDAMN I'VE GIVEN YOU LIKE 5 OPTIONS HERE
- Me: --. . - / --- -. / .---- ----- .---- / ... --- ..- - .... .-.-.- / ... - --- .--. / .- -. -.. / .--. .. -.-. -.- / ..- .--. / - .... . / -.- . -.-- ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / .... --- ..- ... . .-.-.- / --. . - / -... .- -.-. -.- / --- -. / .---- ----- .---- / ... --- ..- - .... .-.-.- / .- ..-. - . .-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .-. --- ... ... / - .... . / --. --- .-.. -.. . -. / --. .- - . / -... .-. .. -.. --. . --..-- / . -..- .. ... - / .---- ----. - .... / ... - .-. . . - .-.-.- / -.- . . .--. / ..-. --- .-.. .-.. --- .-- .. -. --. / .---- ----. - .... --..-- / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. . - / --- -. / .- -. -.-- / --- - .... . .-. / ... - .-. . . - ... .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / - ..- .-. -. / .. -. - --- / .... .. --. .... .-- .- -.-- / ..--- ---.. ----- .-.-.- / ... - .- -.-- / --- -. / ..--- ---.. ----- --..-- / .. - / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / - .- -.- . / -.-- --- ..- / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / ... .- -. / .--- --- ... . .-.-.- / .- ..-. - . .-. / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / -... . . -. / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / -- --- ... - / --- ..-. / ... .- -. / .--- --- ... . --..-- / --. . - / -... .- -.-. -.- / --- -. / .---- ----- .---- / ... --- ..- - .... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. --- / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / --. .. .-.. .-. --- -.-- .-.-.- / -. . -..- - / -.-- --- ..- / --. . - / --- -. / .---- ..... -.... / .-- . ... - --..-- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- .-- .- .-. -.. ... / -- --- -. - . .-. . -.-- / .--. . -. .. -. ... ..- .-.. .- .-.-.- / -.--.- .---- ----- .---- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / - ..- .-. -. / .. -. - --- / .---- ..... -.... / .-- . ... - --..-- / -... ..- - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- / .... .- ...- . / - --- / . -..- .. - / --- -. - --- / .. - / .-.. .- - . .-. / --- -. .-.-.- -.--.- / -.. .-. .. ...- . / ..-. --- .-. / .- / .-- .... .. .-.. . / .- -. -.. / - .... . -. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. . - / --- -. / .... .. --. .... .-- .- -.-- / .---- / --. --- .. -. --. / ... --- ..- - .... / -.--.- .. - / ... --- .-. - / --- ..-. / - ..- .-. -. ... / .. -. - --- / .. - -.--.- / . -..- .. - / .-.. .. --. .... - ..-. .. --. .... - . .-. --..-- / - ..- .-. -. / .-.. . ..-. - / .- - / --. . -. .-.-.- / .--- .. -- / -- --- .-. .-. .. ... --- -. / -... .-.. ...- -.. / -.--.- -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... . . / - .... . / -.-. ... ..- -- -... / ... .. --. -. -.--.- .-.-.- / - --- / --. . - / - --- / -- -.-- / -.. --- .-. -- / .--. .- .-. -.- .. -. --. / .-.. --- - --..-- / -.. .-. .. ...- . / ..- -. - .. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / .--. .- ... ... / .- / ... -- .- .-.. .-.. / .-- .... .. - . / -.-. .... ..- .-. -.-. .... / .- -. -.. / - ..- .-. -. / .-. .. --. .... - / --- -. / .. -. - . .-. -....- --. .- .-. .-. .. ... --- -. .-.-.- / - ..- .-. -. / .-. .. --. .... - / .. -- -- . -.. .. .- - . .-.. -.-- --..-- / .- -. -.. / - .... . -. / .-.. . ..-. - / .. -. - --- / - .... . / .--. .- .-. -.- .. -. --. / .-.. --- - .-.-.-
- iChat: The message “--. . - / --- -. / .---- ----- .---- / .…” could not be delivered. iChat: Your message could not be sent.
- Chase: I apparently missed two messages from you because they were too large.
- Me: Yeah well it didn't like the Morse code so that's out, sorry. Binary might be too long as well
- Chase: engrish
- Me: Are you sure?
- Chase: yeah
- Me: Engrish it is.
- Me: I hope you know what that entails
- Me: "Profit do with south 101. Stop the key from my house, take. South 101 return. The golden gate bridge, 19th sort it exists after you, cross. 19th, don&The #039 continue to continue; You obtain t with other any sort. It turns that to highway 280. Stay of 280, you take that through San Jose. After San Jose being depended almost, south 101 return. It keeps depending on Gilroy. It goes to the profitable Monterey peninsula next with west 156. (West it turns 101 in 156, you must appear in that with direction after.) Next just a little it turns drive for a while and the south where highway 1 goes (to that) in the exit Lightfighter according to of Gen. gym Morrison (you look at the sign of CSUMB) with, it bends on the left, you obtain. Until it transfers the small white church, turns just in order to obtain in the parking zone of my dormitory, drive protects with the inside garrison. Directly, it bent on the right, next went away to the parking zone."
- There you go. Sent through an Engrish translator for you.
- Chase: noo..
- Me: Lolcat, maybe?
- Chase: noo
- Me: GIT ON 101 SOUTH. STOP AN PICK UP TEH KEYS FRUM MAH HOUZ. GIT BAK ON 101 SOUTH. AFTR U CROS TEH GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, EXIST 19TH STREET. KEEP FOLLOWIN 19TH, DOAN GIT ON ANY OTHR STREETS. IT WILL TURN INTO HIGHWAY 280. STAY ON 280, IT WILL TAEK U THRU SAN JOSE. AFTR U HAS BEEN THRU MOST OV SAN JOSE, GIT BAK ON 101 SOUTH. U WILL GO THRU GILROY. NEXT U GIT ON 156 WEST, GOIN TOWARDZ MONTEREY PENINSULA. (101 WILL TURN INTO 156 WEST, BUT U DO HAS 2 EXIT ONTO IT LATR ON.) DRIV 4 WHILE AN DEN U WILL GIT ON HIGHWAY 1 GOIN SOUTH (IT SORT OV TURNS INTO IT) EXIT LIGHTFIGHTR, TURN LEFT AT GEN. JIM MORRISON BLVD (U WILL C TEH CSUMB SIGN). 2 GIT 2 MAH DORM PARKIN LOT, DRIV TIL U PAS SMALL WITE CHURCH AN TURN RITE ON INTR-GARRISON. TURN RITE IMMEDIATELY, AN DEN LEFT INTO TEH PARKIN LOT.
- Me: alright fine
- Me: normal speech
- Me: GET ON 101 SOUTH. STOP AND PICK UP THE KEYS FROM MY HOUSE. GET BACK ON 101 SOUTH. AFTER YOU CROSS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, EXIST 19TH STREET. KEEP FOLLOWING 19TH, DON'T GET ON ANY OTHER STREETS. IT WILL TURN INTO HIGHWAY 280. STAY ON 280, IT WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH SAN JOSE. AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH MOST OF SAN JOSE, GET BACK ON 101 SOUTH. YOU WILL GO THROUGH GILROY. NEXT YOU GET ON 156 WEST, GOING TOWARDS MONTEREY PENINSULA. (101 WILL TURN INTO 156 WEST, BUT YOU DO HAVE TO EXIT ONTO IT LATER ON.) DRIVE FOR A WHILE AND THEN YOU WILL GET ON HIGHWAY 1 GOING SOUTH (IT SORT OF TURNS INTO IT) EXIT LIGHTFIGHTER, TURN LEFT AT GEN. JIM MORRISON BLVD (YOU WILL SEE THE CSUMB SIGN). TO GET TO MY DORM PARKING LOT, DRIVE UNTIL YOU PASS A SMALL WHITE CHURCH AND TURN RIGHT ON INTER-GARRISON. TURN RIGHT IMMEDIATELY, AND THEN LEFT INTO THE PARKING LOT.
- Chase: thank you
- AM I ANNOYING OR WHAT
- CUE UNFOLLOWS
- There is so much win in there I don't know where to begin.
So this gypsy woman just gummed the fuck out of Alison Lohman’s whole jaw.
POTENTIAL!
I liked this a fuckton more than District 9.
Reblog with your ringtone! :))
Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha ft. 30H!3
Starstrukk-3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry
Here (In Your Arms) - Hellogoodbye.
Still Mmmbop. I should change that soon :))
Naive-The Kooks
I Am The Party - Million Dead
snow - red hot chili peppers
A Day To Remember - I’m Made Of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of?
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I’m such a badass~ohio is for lovers….
weekend warriors - mgmt.
bad romance - lady gaga
pants on the ground :}
what she really wants - brighten
mr brightside - the killers
Twilight Zone theme. And then Keyboard Cat especially for Dani.
whrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pulp Ficiton-Motion City Sountrack
The Aquabats - Super Rad
fuck you giada
you are not pretty
i hate your mouth
you are wearing too much makeup. keep your whore mouth shut and you might be tolerable.
god i want to destroy your face YOU ARE THE REASON I FUCKING HATE ITALIAN FOOD HOLY GOD GET YOUR HAND CAUGHT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL PLEASE
One time I dropped something in the kitchen sink and had to reach in and get it out. I was terrified that the disposal would turn on by itself. Also, I also can’t stand Giada.
Food Network is awesome.
I have no idea how the fuck to operate this thing. When did I turn into my grandmother?
Tumblr is fucking annoying, I barely use mine.
